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Thread: I Almost Forgot - Where's 7"'s

  1. #1
    Three Days Only
    So here's how it goes......................
    We are all partying at the Scope Poker Run on Friday night.
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    http://www.***boat.com/image_center/...C00193-med.JPG
    Theres these two hot chicks, compliments of our friend JackPunx (it figures) that are at the party that night.
    http://www.***boat.com/image_center/...C00167-med.JPG
    As the night goes on, lets just say that a nameless person, we will call him JOHN from Howard Boats comes to hang out with all of us in the Lavey Craft Rig. Well of course Hefner and his Bunny had a brass pole in the center of the rig, and there was this hot chick dancing on it.
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    http://www.***boat.com/image_center/...C00201-med.JPG
    Well as you can see from the picture below our nameless friend, start taking an interest in this exotic female and moves in closer.
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    Now of course all of us, mostly me, are talking this nameless guy and his elephant size unit up, trying to help a brother out. Our exotic female friend makes a little and I mean alittle propostion to our nameless friend.
    It goes like this. You give me 7" and I will do something for you right here, right now!!!!!! Well of course our nameless friend is right up there to take the challenge. After a minute or so our exotic female friend gets a tape measure and is standing next to our nameless associate who just cant seem to get it working, but he tries, and tries, and tries.
    http://www.***boat.com/image_center/...C00204-med.JPG
    With no luck he whips his limp non funtional unit around on the tape measure and fails to get the award of the night.
    Soo sorry nameless one, but this just had to come out sooner or later!!!
    Have a good day
    Mike...........quick throw the man a tape measure, maybe he should start practicing for the next go around. Stage fright is a biatch
    3DO

  2. #2
    Dave C
    funny story.
    at least your boy sacked up and gave it the ol' college try......
    "stage fright"... thats funny!

  3. #3
    XtrmWakeborder
    LOL funny shit 3DO love how you have all the pics laid out to the story..shouldnt you be at the lake?

  4. #4
    Three Days Only
    I should be somewhere boating, but I cracked my port side lower unit at the scope poker run. Teague should have the boat all back together tuesday night / wednesday afternoon. Then its off to Hydrofest in Mission Bay.
    Jeff

  5. #5
    XtrmWakeborder
    I should be somewhere boating, but I cracked my port side lower unit at the scope poker run. Teague should have the boat all back together tuesday night / wednesday afternoon. Then its off to Hydrofest in Mission Bay.
    Jeff
    That sucks..good to hear it'll be back together for hydrofest though

  6. #6
    Charley
    LMFAO.... I just don't know what to say

  7. #7
    jackpunx
    that is really funny.. I never saw this thread.. LOL

  8. #8
    unleashed
    HAHAHAHAHA, I saw that dude this weekend. He was way bummed you posted his photos with the story on the net. He definitly got the short end of the stick!
    Deano
    Unleashedclothing (http://www.unleashedclothing.com) :crossx:

  9. #9
    Blingette
    He definitly got the short end of the stick!
    Unleashedclothing (http://www.unleashedclothing.com) :crossx:
    LMAO :messedup:

  10. #10
    ADDICTED
    He was a littler butt hurt this weekend. I thought it was 5" and he was still 2" short.
    At least thats what I heard? :rollside:

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