A little boy was on the bus and started to get bored.. So he yelled at the top of his lungs....
If my Daddy was a Bull and My Mommy was a cow... I'd be a little cow....
If my Daddy was a Elephant and my Mommy was a girl Elephant... I'd be a little Elephant...
This went on for a while and finally the bus driver could not take it any more...
The Bus Driver yelled out.... If your Daddy was a DRUNK and your Mommy was a PROSTITUTE... What would that make you....
The Little Boy yelled back......
A BUS DRIVER....