Reply With QuoteYou forgot my favorite: "Phuck the French"
My all time favorite is " Want to save a tree?... wipe your ass with a spotted owl." I saw that one in Oregon.......
You forgot my favorite: "Phuck the French"
I saw this one the other day:
He's dead Jim.
You get his wallet, I'll get his jacket.
Cover all bases:
"Nuke the gay baby whales for Jesus"
My dad told me this one...Save the Gay, Pro-Life Nuked Whales For Jesus
I've always liked "Welcome To Oregon, Now Go Home!"
Do you know what bumper sticker started the whole bumper sticker craze back in the late 70's? Mucho chicklets to whoever can tell me. I've already given a hint.
Haha i remember seein "Welcome to Oregon, now go home and take ur trash with you"
I like the last one on this list, when people ask me why i don't speak spanish "because im part mexican" i say "Here in America we speak english, if you don't like it then go back to mexico."
Haha i remember seein "Welcome to Oregon, now go home and take ur trash with you"
I like the last one on this list, when people ask me why i don't speak spanish "because im part mexican" i say "Here in America we speak english, if you don't like it then go back to mexico."
Si..... Bueno!.................
How about:
I have this huge lifted diesel truck and big custom boat with the loud stereo cause my cock is tiny and it's the only way my sorry ass can get laid. I should have just paid for a hooker and cut out the middle man (all this expensive bullshit.)
...sex is only dirty if you do it right...
How about " Trophy wife gone bad on board"
"I will show you my wifes tits if it makes you like me"
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