17 bumper stickers you would like to see!

[Daytona 25]

I am not driving drunk, just dodging potholes!

[FOURQ]

what about ...beer!! helping ugly pepole get laid since 1852!

[FOURQ]

or...................help stop inbreeding ..ban country music

[Rev. Williams]

You have it wrong, it's "Welcome to California, now go home"
More like, You're not welcome in California, now get you're a$$ back to Mexico

[058]

"I'm not following too close...I'm drafting" or "Don't drink and drive...you might hit a bump and spill some"

[Boy Named Sue]

Duck pluckers like to get down.
Cornhuskers don't cuss, they just say shucks!

[74TAHITI]

"I may be fat....But you're ugly and I can diet"

[Mr.&Mrs.Budlight]

The original bumper sticker is " Keep on truckin' " for all you young pups!

[Mr.&Mrs.Budlight]

But my favorite one is " Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray! But my wife's favorite is " This boat doesn't run on friendship, it runs on fuel! which reminds me, " Ass, grass, or gas, nobody rides for free " Budlight :sqeyes:

[BarryMac]

Don't tailgate me or I'll flick a booger on your windshield...