Which of the Jones family...

[Tom Brown]

Could best take a 14 foot python up the ass?
1) Doris
2) Dirk Sr.
3) Dirk Jr.

[Frank Jones, Esq.]

Could best
Hard to say. We're going to need some more information Mr. Brown. :idea:

[Tom Brown]

No problem, Frank. See if the edit of my post is of help to you.

[CrazyHippy]

Are we going for time to complete insertion, or distance on the 1st push? or????
It matters.
BJH :crossx:

[Frank Jones, Esq.]

Are we going for time to complete insertion, or distance on the 1st push? or????
It matters.
BJH :crossx:
You sound like you might have some experience in the matter.
Frank Jones, Esq.

[CrazyHippy]

Yes, i've dealt w/ assholes b4
BJH :2purples:

[Tom Brown]

I wonder what it would feel like to have the tail of a rattler brushing against the prostate when the snake is aggitated? :idea:

[NOTALENT]

shit...I think they will all suck that in...seems how they like family affiairs..

[CrazyHippy]

Why does that not surprise me tom?
Try a King Cobra and get that thing to flair his hood.... :jawdrop: :supp:
Here Snakey Snakey... come out to play
BJH

[Roland the Fisherman]

I wonder what it would feel like to have the tail of a rattler brushing against the prostate when the snake is aggitated? :idea:
Ask Hoss, he is experienced with things accidently slipping past his sphincter.