Brithday Present

[Lady Rat Attack 1]

Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings
bowling or playing
basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing
himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to
a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey,
Dave! How ya doin?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club
before.
"Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd
like his usual and
brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and
says,
"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share
lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her
arms around Dave,
starts to rub herself all over him and says "Hi Davey.
Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms
out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before
she can slam the
door, he jumps in beside her. Dave tries desperately
to explain how the stripper
must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife
is having none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs,
calling him every 4
letter word in the book.
The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Dave, you
picked up a real bitch this time".
:boxingguy

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

ROTFLMAO!! that is funny as hell.. poor Dave.. :shift:

[BarryMac]

Hmmm, I think Dave's not very bright, he should have told his old lady that he wanted to go to the swingers club instead...

[Her454]

LMAO....Too funny Marlane!!!!!

[boatnam2]

that was a pretty good one!