How to register a ***boat complaint

[Tom Brown]

As a service to the newer members, let's put together some ideas on how to handle forum complaints. By sharing the knowledge, we can help our newest friends become comfortable in this environment.
- Whatever the problem, you can be sure Havasu Hangin' is behind it. Make sure he feels your contempt. If you listen closely, you can hear him laughing at you right now.
- Back up your outrage by mentioning that Larry Flint owns ***boat. By citing his name, you can be sure he will hear about it and wheel himself to the closest keyboard/suck straw to defend your position.
- To really drive your point home, you are going to have to commit forum suicide. Leave a final vitriol crusted message declaring your disappointment in the other 7000 forum members and, in particular, the moderators and be sure you are clear that you will never return since you are so far above everyone else here. Once you have done this, be sure to create a fresh user ID with an alternate Hotmail account so you don't miss any of the helpful and supportive responses your suicide thread generates and, more importantly, you won't want to miss any pictures of Mrs. Kilrtoy.

[JustMVG]

Bored today Tom???

[Tom Brown]

kinda

[UnionJack]

Wow, I am not sure what to say...

[boatnam2]

you must not be that bored your didnt have a comeback for tina in the new boat thread.

[Tom Brown]

you must not be that bored your didnt have a comeback for tina in the new boat thread.
Let's call that... complaint #1

[Dr. Eagle]

You're killing me Tom... especially the Forum Suicide/new account/Hotmail email part. Brilliant... :coffeycup

[NorCal Gameshow]

if you have a complaint on this free forum.... type it here, then hit the [X] in the upper right hand corner of your screen...

[Havasu Hangin']

- Whatever the problem, you can be sure Havasu Hangin' is behind it. Make sure he feels your contempt. If you listen closely, you can hear him laughing at you right now.
That's it...I'm done with this place!
:notam:
http://www.highperformancecars.com/hhangin/suicide.gif

[hoolign]

You neglected to mention the fact that any thread directed to "bringing back reputation points" will gain them instant credibility on the board! as well as the proper way to deal with any problems is to send Pm"s to Hammerdown 26 times a day 6 days a week regarding their disappointment!, then 14 times daily regarding the "no swearing rule" and a few regarding the " no nudity " would'nt hurt!...Just trying to help
The motocross phenonomon...Hoolign!