I'd rather be a redneck

[19cobaltcd]

This made me smileÂ…
We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years.. It's time to take a reflective
look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and
God.
If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose
a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and
grit -- (because Rednecks have got grit).
You might be a redneck if. . .
It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under
God. . "
You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public
places.
You still say "Christmas" instead of "The Holidays."
You bow your head when someone prays.
You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National
Anthem.
You treat Vietnam vets, And All other Vets, with great respect and always
have.
You've never burned an American flag.
You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is
listening.
You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
You got this email from me because I believe that you, like me, are enough
of a Red Neck to have the same beliefs as those talked about.
God Bless the USA.

[Keithb87]

Amen

[1stepcloser]

How's about we relax with a beer in the ol' Hot Tub!
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center...398Hot_Tub.jpg

[cdog]

Thank god i'm a redneck. Your statement is so true.

[HCS]

Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.
The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a police roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!"
"Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat."
"What fer?", asked Bubba.
"Just let me do the talkin', OK?", said Earl.
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead.
When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff asked, "You boys been drinkin'?"
"No SIR," Earl replied, "we're on the patch."