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Sometimes Way Too Much Has To Happen Before That Pu$$y Gets Wet :devil:
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"They both have breasts, they both have thighs, and they both have greasy buckets that you throw your bone in"
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A 12 foot cock who wants to reach out and touch someone. :crossx:
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One is a slimy, bottom dwelling, scum sucker. The other is a fish.
There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
New Jersey got first pick.
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Why do you ask, Two Dogs F#cking?
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And when he comes up for the peas, you kick'em in the ice hole.
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May I push your stool up?
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...cause girls don't wanna get sand in their Schlitz.
I've probably overheard this a thousand times from my dad.
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Everyone knows...a Royal Flush beats a Pair! :messedup:
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