THINGS TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE A WOMAN & STRESSED AT WORK
"Okay, Okay! I take it back. Un**** you".
"You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing".
"Well this day was a total waste of make-up".
"Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine".
"Don't bother me; I'm living happily ever after".
"Do I look like a people person?"
"This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting".
"I started out with nothing and still have most of it left".