Bud vs Coors

[Sweet Addiction]

The only thing I know that Bud or Coors is good for is solving my problems! :idea:
True, so True.

[HCS]

One problem. No one in their right mind would waist beer! :220v:

[lucky]

Bud Vs. Coors
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1. In many states the highway patrol carries two gallons of Budweiser in the truck to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.
2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of Budweiser and it will be gone in two days.
3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Budweiser into the toilet bowl . . . Let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean.
4. The acid in Budweiser removes stains from vitreous china.
5. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a crumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Budweiser.
6. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Budweiser over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.
7. To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked in Budweiser to the rusted bolt for several minutes.
8. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of COORS into the baking pan;rap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before the ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the COORS for a sumptuous brown gravy.
9. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of Budweiser into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, And run through a regular cycle. The Budweiser will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your windshield.
FYI:
1. The active ingredient in Budweiser is acid. It's pH is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days.
2. To carry Budweiser Beer, the commercial truck must use the Hazardous material place cards reserved for Highly Corrosive materials.
3. The distributors of Budweiser have been using it to clean the engines of their trucks for about 20 years! Drink up! No joke. Think what Budweiser does to your teeth and liver on a daily basis. A tooth will dissolve in a cup of Budweiser in 24-48 hours. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>...now this is why I drink Coors.
this explains beumont :idea: