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  1. #1
    welk2party
    Potentially and realisticallyÂ…
    A young boy went up to his father and asked
    him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"
    The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she
    would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister
    if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and ask your
    brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come back and
    tell me what you learn from that."
    So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert
    Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We
    could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great
    college!"
    The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
    for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I
    would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?"
    The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise
    for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how
    much a million could buy?"
    The boy pondered that for a few days, then went back to his dad. His father
    asked him,"Did you find out the difference between potentially and
    realistically?"
    The boy replied,"Yes, sir. Potentially, we're sitting on three million
    dollars, but realistically, we're living with two sluts and a queer!"

  2. #2
    NOTALENT
    haha..that was good for a laugh

  3. #3
    INSman
    That right there is funny, I don't care who you are !! Git-R-Done

  4. #4
    my21advantage
    NICE....

  5. #5
    cole13
    get-r-done, that is some funny sh*%

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