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Thread: Ten Ways to Know You've Had Good Sex

  1. #1
    Midwest_Miss69
    10 Ways to Know You've Had Good Sex
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    1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge.
    2. It takes five minutes to unknot your bodies.
    3. An earthquake of 3.4 on the Richter Scale is recorded in your area.
    4. The cat's exhausted from just watching you.
    5. A trampoline company has to come to adjust your bed springs.
    6 You've both gone down one clothing size.
    7. You cancel your chiropractic appointment. There's nothing left to adjust.
    8. You have to breathe into a brown paper bag.
    9. Boy, are you hungry!
    10. You're absolutely satisfied yet uncontrollably horny at the same time.
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ut/wthd_sm.gif

  2. #2
    Boy Named Sue
    after experiencing all of the above, you must toss off another just to "unwind".
    Suey. Suey. Suuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeey.
    Am I right or am I right.

  3. #3
    hoolign
    11. 42 seconds have passed since you got into bed.

  4. #4
    Midwest_Miss69
    11. 42 seconds have passed since you got into bed.
    Is that as long as it lasts?

  5. #5
    hoolign
    Is that as long as it lasts?
    that depends on how good she gives head oh ...that was a sex for both post...my bad

  6. #6
    Midwest_Miss69
    that depends on how good she gives head oh ...that was a sex for both post...my bad
    LOL well actually did you know.............. :idea:
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...oomuchoral.jpg

  7. #7
    hoolign
    LOL well actually did you know.............. :idea:
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...oomuchoral.jpg

  8. #8
    Boy Named Sue

    Not enough make you a waddle chinning wishesukim.

  9. #9
    hoolign
    Not enough make you a waddle chinning wishesukim.
    What?

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    Hang on let me get my hansonalator model 80 to decipher that.

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