Men have shit holes, women have crack Holy Moly :notam: What else you want to know about Canada ............I have never been to prison, jail over night a few times that all... :notam:
Glad to see you such terms of enderment for the women up thar. :notam:
IN the lower 48, since 1980's, crack is used for men, like:
Plumber's Crack
Crack Kills
Crack the Lens
usually referring to overweight guys who can't keep their pants over their crack. Now you want to call your "wife" a "crack" - all the power to you. I bet she loves it!