Thinker? Coming from a guy who has a pot belly,wide shoulders and skinny shaved legs!!!! I aints worried!
Look...no matter how many times you ask, NO...you can't touch my legs.
Now, get to the gym...I'd hate to see one of your arms snap off when you try to try to lift that "Team Voyeurism- Trenchcoat Special Edition" camera (which probably weighs more than you do).