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Police: Man's Testicles Locked In Padlock
Man Could Not Remove Lock For Two Weeks
POSTED: 2:02 pm MDT August 5, 2005
UPDATED: 2:15 pm MDT August 5, 2005
BRENTWOOD, Ca. -- Emergency workers helped a Brentwood man out of a difficult situation over the weekend after a friend apparently locked a padlock around his testicles.
According to the Brentwood Herald, police reported that the 37-year-old man was intoxicated when they arrived at the scene on July 30 at about 3:40 a.m. The man, who was identifiedas Dimarco21 told them that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks.
The man said that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone.
"Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Cpl. H.D. Wood told the Herald.
The man told police that he tried to remove the lock with a hacksaw because the key had broken off in the lock.
He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith removed the padlock. He was treated and released, and the hospital said he had no lasting injury.
Police said that they did not know the motive for the incident.
Hey Phil, you and O.C. got more sick a$$ games going on or what? i
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He missed out on the whole "Piss on the bug zapper deal" didn't he :idea:
He missed out on the whole "Piss on the bug zapper deal" didn't he :idea:
Yea, what's up with that.
Yea, what's up with that.
He's all talk and no action.
Dude that article wasnt on D21. I know for a fact that his woman put a custom machined billet chastity belt that matches his boat on him before the Comanche trip. Thats why he couldnt piss on the bug zapper. She was out cold (frickin vanilla vodka) and the only one that has the key. Not to mention the fact that all his friend know not to mess with him or youll have to deal with his woman. We know better than to go there!
I thought that OC didnt want his man cheating on him, thats all. I don't make the news, I just report it. Hey Phil, if you liked pissing on a bug zapper, I can get a hold of a tazzer if you really want to have some fun. :crossx:
Jeeze, I might have to change my plans and head to Don Pedro :220v:
You guys are to funny :rollside:
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