Poem of the day

[Unforgiven]

FEMALE PRAYER
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>Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One
>who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who
>thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray
>he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out
>my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send
>me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my
>behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my
>very best friend. Amen.
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>MALE PRAYER
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>I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
>store and a Eliminator boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a s#!t. Amen.
I like the huge BOOBs part

[Mrs.Racer277]

LMAO! Thanks I needed that this morning!

[Eliminator 4 Life]

Hey Eddie I never knew you were a poet :messedup:

[Unforgiven]

Hey Eddie I never knew you were a poet :messedup:
hell, I could romance the pants off of you....but wait so can 6 other guys :hammerhea ....

[Eliminator 4 Life]

hell, I could romance the pants off of you....but wait so can 6 other guys :hammerhea ....
Fawk WYRD Jr. here you go turning shit gay

[Unforgiven]

Fawk WYRD Jr. here you go turning shit gay
I think your the cause of the "turning gay" every thread your involved in....Just ask Jordy..