Joke

[koolbreeze]

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees
this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says,
"7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch member, 3 pound left testicle, 3
pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The white man faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy
says, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to
me?"
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give
you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet
tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle
weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is
Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said,
"Turn Around" !

[core attitude]

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th wedding anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband: "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied: "All I wanted to do was to fock your brains out, and suck your tits dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked her husband: "What are you thinking now?" The husband looked at her and replied: "It looks like I did a pretty good job."

[SHOTKALLIN]

ROTFLMAO!!!! :rollside:

[RitcheyRch]

Excellent

[Tequila-John]

Great Joke Jay....