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  1. #1
    *!Ken's Wife!*
    AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
    >
    > 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
    > Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The
    > blockage will be almost instantly removed.
    >
    >
    > 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by
    > getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
    >
    >
    > 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the
    > toilet seat by simply using the sink.
    >
    >
    > 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut
    > yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in
    > your veins. Remember to use a timer.
    >
    >
    > 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm
    > clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep
    > after you hit the snooze button.
    >
    >
    > 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of
    > laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
    >
    >
    > 7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with
    > a hammer and you will forget about t the toothache.
    >
    >
    > Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:
    >
    >
    >
    > You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.
    > If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.
    > If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
    >
    >
    > Remember:
    > Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
    >
    >
    > Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.
    >
    > If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get
    > another chance.
    >
    > And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never
    > know when you might need them to empty your bedpan.
    >

  2. #2
    atomickitn
    LMAO :rollside: :rollside: :rollside: :rollside:

  3. #3
    liquidasset
    Now that there is funny.

  4. #4
    Mrs.Racer277
    Thanks sweetie I needed a laugh today.

  5. #5
    OGShocker
    5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm
    clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep
    after you hit the snooze button.
    :hammerhea :hammerhea :hammerhea

  6. #6
    Mrs. HOOTER SLED
    That was too funny................

  7. #7
    Redneck
    ill have to remember those

  8. #8
    Mrs. Bordsmnj
    LOL!!! Cute just like you

  9. #9
    76ANTHONY
    well the good news is im on time, the bad news is my finger hurts like hell :crossx:

  10. #10
    Miss Perfect
    well the good news is im on time, the bad news is my finger hurts like hell :crossx:

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