His and Hers.... Friends

[1stepcloser]

Friendship among women:
A woman doesn't come home one night. The next day she tells her husband she slept over at a friend's house.
The man calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them know about it.
Friendship among men:
A man doesn't come home one night. The next day he tells his wife he slept over at a friend's house.
The woman calls her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them say he did sleep over and two claim he's still there.

[WYRD]

Gottta love them true friends :idea:

[bordsmnj]

a husband comes home from work one day and greats his wife at the door. she slaps him in the face. he asks why she did it. she says"thats for 20 years of lousy sex". he thinks for a second and then socks her in the jaw. then he says "thats for knowin' the difference."