Farewell, Thongs!

[***boateditor]

http://www2.***boat.com/image_center...98cleavage.jpg
WASHINGTON, D.C. (AP) - Say goodbye to those naughty thong bikinis, guys.
Say hello to crack.
By this time next year, "fanny floss" will be as antiquated as platform shoes. In its place will be the latest bikini craze to sweep the nation: swimsuit bottoms that expose the so-called "plumber's butt crack" of American females.
"We believe the thong phenomenon has run its course," says New York fashion industry spokesperson Lisa Beattie. "The thong exposes too much of the derriere -- and people are tired of it."
Conversely, the low-slung "crong," which displays 1 to 2 inches of butt cleavage, is at once less and more risque. "It's something people aren't used to seeing, and the public is always on the lookout for something new," Beattie says.
The new suits are expected to start hitting retail outlets as early as February 2006, according to reports.

[wildbillg]

I like it.........

[76ANTHONY]

WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE SHE NEEDS A TOOL BELT OR A MONKEY WRENCH? :hammer2: :hammer2:

[phebus]

Something new to torture us with!!

[LUVNLIFE]

In the commercials for them they can have a duck that stumbles around saying ASSCRACK!

[Desert Rat]

Wonder what you get when you drop a quarter in it?

[asportbug]

Nice :d

[phuggit]

However it's packaged, it's still a nice azz.

[nhbuoy]

Hey ***boated...is that the Quisp guy???...How freakin old are you???...Do you remember Tom Terrific & Master cylinder as well???...lol...btw...Do they still have Quisp cereal???...

[sweet-v]

Wonder what you get when you drop a quarter in it?
Thats one hot piggy-bank