Mood enhancers

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You can't read these and stay in a bad mood!
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path
4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!
6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroids
7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick
8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.
9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko.
11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.
12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.
13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.
14. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.
15. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.
16. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.
17. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.
18. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
19. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver? A
Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Damn! A Bad Skydiver Goes Damn, Whack.
20. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile!

[AltarGirl]

Ok, ok, I smiled. :wink:

[atomickitn]

lol!! :rollside:

[Flashover]

Sorry no smile and still in a bad mood :frown:

[atomickitn]

come on flash it cant be all that bad !!!!! unless!!!! your up to your eyeballs in snow already! :cry:

[Caribbean Jet]

:mix:

[Flashover]

come on flash it cant be all that bad !!!!! unless!!!! your up to your eyeballs in snow already! :cry:
It's cold and rainy. But i just hate my Focking job... Can't wait till i can get the hell outa here and start doing something that i love to do...

[Flashover]

OH and then seeing the picture of your ars out on the lake realy cheered me up..