The "Hoss" WTF did he just say thread

[Rexone]

I thought I`d did,,,but I`m drunk,,John West?,,,not barfing on him,,,Canatards,,,mutha phuca,,,,,,I barfed on my pecker on the pot~! Isd that helpful,,,,,,plus I saw my ol buddy RiverDave post... I just had to be somebody,,,,,cause I`m nothing,,,miniscule,,,tadpole,,,catus is leaning,,,drought, Katrina, devestation,,,,,,,,,,,,PHUC U TOM BROWN. call me again sometime,,,when I`m not so busy,,,been in the clouds for a bit,,,,infection in the head of my penis from Katrina and in my head head. I`m alll phuced up. I`ve got gas again,,,but I`m afraid to pass iot,,,flakes may fly out. Or worse. Good thing thwere is a cement pond in the backyard. And yes,,,I chlorinate,,,HEAVILY!

[RitcheyRch]

Is there a program to help decipher that?

[Rexone]

I've never heard of one yet.
Just counting the commas would be a challenge.

[HOSS]

Its the infection. :crossx:

[soupersonic]

I tried applying the Hanselator to it, it came out in Chinese

[HOSS]

In my book this is necessary. When I`m wiping, I wipe till the paper is clean. PERIOD! Then I wipe 3 more times. This is just my method. Works for me and I don`t chaef. :idea:

[soupersonic]

I wonder how a blind guy knows when hes done wiping?

[JAY4SPEED]

I wonder how a blind guy knows when hes done wiping?
He wipes to the smell on the paper is gone?

[SmokinLowriderSS]

I threw it at "Babelfish" on the 'net, and it came back with "WTF is that ?!?!?!?!?!!?!?"

[Tom Brown]

I tried applying the Hanselator to it, it came out in Chinese
Assho.... :idea:
Is there a program to help decipher that?
The Cajunator XP.