Reply With QuoteNext Friday would be good,this friday would be better.
sorry if its a repost....
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These
Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, North
Carolina, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Texas and West Virginia Boys will be
dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about
terrorist:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are Directly Responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
6. Their favorite movie is Broke Back Mountain.
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by next Friday.
Next Friday would be good,this friday would be better.
Kill it and grill it! Those guy's would truly get er done!
All you need to do is get them all drunk and let them drive their Ford Rangers through the enemy strongholds. War over.
On another note, "Habitual Line Stepper" awesome line. That was one of the funniest sketches.
On another note, "Habitual Line Stepper" awesome line. That was one of the funniest sketches.
charlie murphy is one of the greatest story tellers of our time.
check out some of his standup when you get a chance....great stuff.
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