I found this on Craig's List today:
Want cheap boat for BIG lady skiing
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Reply to: sale-223019705@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-10-19, 4:16PM PDT
My old lady is huge (about the fattest gal going) right now weighing in at 680 lbs. She thinks she can water ski and I keep telling her she is just to damn fat and heavy. It would take the Titanic to get her up on skiis. But she insists and I am afraid if I don't at least make an effort she will cut me off of all lovemaking which would never do.
Anyhoooo, I am looking for a CHEAP boat as I am sure it will be a one time event (the boat will sink or the engine blow up) I know she will end up washing up on the beach much like a beached whale might (but she can swim, some) as she will NEVER get up and probably break the tow line. If you have what I am looking for PLEASE let me know.
this is in or around San Diego
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