In honor of Wally's victory I decided to post this.
MULLET MELODY*
* Sung to the tune of "On Top Of Old Smokey"
or " On Top Of Spaghetti"
On top of old Mullet
All covered with hair
A group of V-drivers
Claims residence there
They all like to party
They show little fear
They like to tell stories
They like to drink beer
They're led by a vixen
Who seldom far strays
We all really like Her
(E'en though her boat sprays)
The boys like to line up
They run special gas
You'd best bring your top game
Or they'll kick your ass
Their boats are all quick and
They take a nice set
Hold on to your wallet
Or you'll lose your bet
One thing to remember
If you go up there
If they've got some scissors
WATCH OUT FOR YOUR HAIR
Looking forward to running you guys soon