watch out for these mergers in 2007!

[eek-a-RAT]

If any of you have any money left after Christmas, be aware of the
next round of expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground
floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in
2007.
1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.
R.Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace
2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
become: Poly, Warner Cracker
3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and and become: MMMGood.
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will
merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.
5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS , and become:
FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell
Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will
become: Knott NOW!
And finally
9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
TittyTitty Bang Bang.

[RitcheyRch]

Hilarious.