>>>>>>>A woman was sitting in her living room chatting with her
>>>>>>>neighbor. She looked out of her window and saw her husband coming
>>>>>>>home with flowers in his hand.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"Oh no", said the woman. "Here comes my husband with flowers. Now
>>>>>>>I'll have to spend all night on my back with my feet up in the
>>>>>>>air".
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"What's the matter?" asks the neighbor. "Don't you have a vase in
>>>>>>>the house?"