A lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying- Bloodhound Gang
Sorry about the hijack...but
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five
in an eighteen-wheeler.
Bloodhound Gang has some of the funniest songs. Lyrics (http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/blood...eriscrying.htm l)
Try listening to "Underpants Go On The Inside" by Lazyboy. Another song with some hard hitting lyrics about life in general