Pickup Lines

[blown65]

1) Did you fart? Cuz you done blowed me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ... I jes cain't hardly
hold it in.
4) I'm sure glad I got me a library card, cuz I'd like to
sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in
'em.
6) If you 'n I wuz squirrels, I'd store my nuts in yer
hole.
7) You might not be the bes' lookin girl in here, but
beauty's only a
light switch away.
8 ) I know I ain't no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make
yer bedrock.
9) I can't find my puppy, can you hep me? I think he runned
inta that
'ere motel room.
10) Honey yer eyes is as blue as window cleaner.
11) If y'all think ya might regret this in the mornin', we
kin sleep til
afternoon.
12) Yer face kinda reminds me of a crescent wrench, every
time I think
of it my nuts tighten up.
13) Honey them leather pants ya got on sure do get me
excited; smells
just like a new truck

[BRSTQUEST]

Are your parents terrorist--because you are the bomb
Is that a keg in your pants--cause I want to tap that ass

[centerhill condor]

hey, don't I know you from the bus?

[Water Romper]

You cum here often or mainly at home?

[lucky]

got any itialian in ya , would you like some ?

[Devil's Advocate]

What winks and f*cks like a tiger?
(give her a nice wink...)

[shockwaveharry]

I lost my phone number... Can I have yours?

[Devil's Advocate]

I lost my phone number... Can I have yours?
Do you have a quarter? I told my mom I'd call her when I fell in love..

[shockwaveharry]

Excuse me but, does this napkin smell like chloroforme to you?

[Devil's Advocate]

I've used:
No thanks, I already have one azzhole in my pants..