Reply With QuoteArt doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint
When Art eats out, his favorite meal is Chinese. Not the food, the people.
Art doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint
Art does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror
Guns don't kill people. Art kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Art allows to live.
Art does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Art is Pain.
Art has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Art 3. Cancer
Art drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Art is my Homeboy.
Art doesn't go hunting.... Art GOES KILLING
Life doesn't give Art lemons. Life asks him which fruit he wants.
Art once shot himself 10 times, just to prove 50 cent is a bitch. He then proceeded to wrestle an alligator while talking to Roaddogg4040 about schematics for the new K boat.
If Art gives you his word, return it immediately and run.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Art.
Art doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Art has allowed to live.
Art is currently involved in a complex law suit with the California Department of Justice due to their attempt to ban Art as an "Assault Weapon". Art maintains he is primarily used for hunting and target shooting, and is quite safe to have around families.
But statistics don't lie.
Some kids play Kick the can. Art played Kick the keg.
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