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Thread: Quick Weight Loss Program

  1. #1
    Infomaniac
    A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10
    lb. weight loss program.
    The next day, there's a knock on the door and
    there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19
    year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike
    running shoes and a sign round her neck.
    She introduces herself as a representative of the
    weight loss company.
    The sign reads: "If you can catch me, you can have
    me."
    Without a second thought, he takes off after her.
    A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally
    catches her and has his way with her.
    The same girl shows up for the next four days and
    the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs
    himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lb.
    as promised.
    He then calls the company and orders their
    5-day/20 pound program.
    The next day there's a knock at the door and
    there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy
    woman he has ever seen in his life.
    She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes
    and a sign around her neck that reads: "If you
    catch me you can have me."
    Well, he's out the door after her like a shot!
    This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a
    while to catch her but when he does, it's
    definitely worth every muscle cramp and wheeze, so
    for the next four days, the same routine happens.
    Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs
    himself only to discover that he has lost another 20
    lb. as promised.
    He decides to go for broke and calls the company
    to order the 7-day/50 pound program.
    "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the
    phone - "This is our most rigorous program."
    "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this
    good in years."
    The next day there's a knock at the door; and when
    he opens it he finds this huge, muscular, 7ft black
    man standing there wearing nothing but pink running
    shoes and a sign around his neck that reads:
    "I'm Francis. If I catch you, you're
    mine............"

  2. #2
    My Man's Sportin' Wood
    Lmao!!!

  3. #3
    LHC Kirby
    run ~ Forest ~ Run

  4. #4
    RiverToysJas
    LOL!!! ........I think we all know the moral to this story is plain, simple, GREED!
    RTJas

  5. #5
    HCS
    Now if I posted that it would be an old stupid joke.
    But that's ok with me It's still funny.

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