Intruder Found Naked And Asleep On Woman's Couch

[RitcheyRch]

http://cbs2.com/topstories/local_story_070122023.html
A man allegedly broke into a Costa Mesa woman's home and fell asleep on her couch naked, police say.
The woman called authorities early Saturday morning after waking up to find Michael Bonnie on her couch covered by a blanket, says Costa Mesa Police Sgt. Matt Grimmold. The two do not appear to know each other, Grimmold says.
Police arrested Bonnie on suspicion of residential burglary and indecent exposure. He is being held on bail.

[killerbeez]

I've been pretty drunk, but never so much so that I broke into someones house, stripped and fell asleep on their couch.