You Might be a Redneck if.....

[beaverretriever]

You Might be a redneck if...
A little rain doesn't spoil the fishing...
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g1...een/image1.jpg
You carry your front porch with you...
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g1...een/image2.jpg
You need fashion tips from your husband...
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g1...een/image3.jpg
You wear a shirt like this for your engagement picture...
(and your fiancé looks like she is 12)
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g1...een/image4.jpg
Your wedding picture looked like this.
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g1...een/image5.jpg
And your wedding cake looked like this...
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g1...een/image6.jpg
Your mailbox looks like this...
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g1...een/image7.jpg
Your doghouse looks like this...
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g1...een/image8.jpg

[beaverretriever]

Your pickup looks like this...
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g1...een/image9.jpg
You have a deer's butt for a door bell...
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g1...en/image10.jpg
You don't need a lake to do a little skiing...
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g1...en/image11.jpg
Or if your wife is quoted in the local payper saying...
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g1...en/image12.jpg
You just might be a redneck,

[ratso]

OMG... I had a doghouse like that once.:jawdrop:

[topless]

OMG... I had a doghouse like that once.:jawdrop:
And I bet you lived in it at some point during one of your marraiges.

[hallett714]

if.... you use your Christmas lights as an extension cord to work on your boat in the street.

[finsfan4life]

If your family tree is a single branch....!!

[racecar.hotshoe]

http://www.melonbones.com/bellybuste...ckAirlines.jpg
http://www.melonbones.com/bellybuste...suringTape.jpg
http://www.melonbones.com/bellybuste...breadHouse.jpg
http://www.melonbones.com/bellybuste...meSchoolin.jpg
http://www.melonbones.com/bellybuste...aceShuttle.jpg
http://www.melonbones.com/bellybuste...RedneckSUV.jpg
http://www.melonbones.com/bellybuste...tournament.jpg

[origfatboy]

hey beaver we are neighbors

[dumbandyoung]

LMFAO!!!!! thanks guys! Ive got tears in my eyes
maybe if you have one of these on the wall in you house too
http://www.contrahour.com/photos/unc...shoriginal.png

[Marlin455]

http://www.***boat.com/image_center/...eck_camper.jpg
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/...ding_mower.jpg
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/...Rednedplow.jpg