How Do You Break Up Chick Fights? (involved alcohol)

[Jetaholic]

Recently 2 big chicks went at it and the "owners" couldn't break them up.
Both chick owners got pretty bad bites in the melee too. Loud, fast, violent and brutal.
The owner would try to grab a chick and the other chick would bite them, lightning quick.
Damnnn, chick bites are vicious. Everyone, chick and owners gonna need Frankenstein class sutures said the wifie.
I just happened to have some big swimming noodles on the golf cart, and let the owners wail on the chicks with them, and after more bites and blood, the chicks finally quit when they started seeing stars after having their bells rung deluxe.
Waddya ya do to break it up without needing stitches & closeures yourself, and if ya just don't happen to have noodles along?
This morning it happened again.
Took a spell to break it up, no waterhose to distract them with either.

[photo chick]

You don't.......in this case you just watch, while drinking your beer

[centerhill condor]

hose 'em down with beer!

[racecar.hotshoe]

This is a easy one just throw out one of these............
http://mud.mm-a1.yimg.com/image/2176231701

[OGShocker]

This is a easy one just throw out one of these............
http://mud.mm-a1.yimg.com/image/2176231701
NICE!!!

[shadow]

This is a easy one just throw out one of these............
http://mud.mm-a1.yimg.com/image/2176231701
Depending on how many are fighting you'd better throw out more than one!

[707dog]

I Was Told By A Chick Owner If You Shove You Finger In Its Poop Shute It Will Unlock And They Will Seperate...lmao...hey Just Trying To Help The Situation...

[racecar.hotshoe]

I Was Told By A Chick Owner If You Shove You Finger In Its Poop Shute It Will Unlock And They Will Seperate...lmao...hey Just Trying To Help The Situation...
:jawdrop:

[shadow]

I Was Told By A Chick Owner If You Shove You Finger In Its Poop Shute It Will Unlock And They Will Seperate...lmao...hey Just Trying To Help The Situation...
I think if you don't want to risk the finger in the shute(good way to get bitten) you can swipe the Credit card in thier ass crack.

[707dog]

LMAO...that what i was told about pitbulls if they are locked up to give them 1 in da stink and they will unlock so i assume it will work for a chick fit also when they are locked up (ladys dont shoot the messanger)