I just picked up a copy of "Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid" with James Coburn and Kris Kristofferson - man, that's a great movie with great quotes:
Pat Garrett: Any new girls?
Lemuel: A gal Bertha come in from Kansas City. She got an ass on her like a forty dollar cow 'n' she got a tit - why I wish it were full of tequila. You can't beat that no how.
Pat Garrett: Now I want you to stand over behind Breed, here. Now I want you to take the stock of that gun and rap him smartly on the back of the head. You do it, boy, or this bullet that's going through his chest is liable to come out the other side and tickle your private parts.
Luke to Billy: You'll just end up like all the other gringos - drinkin' tequila, shittin' out chili peppers, & waitin' fer... nothin'.