the talk

[cxr133]

Sooo............
my son is turning 16 soon, and now has his first girlfriend. I dont think i can put it off any further and now have to sitdown and have "the talk" you know the birds and the bees .. with him.
I dont remember getting the talk when i was young.. So im looking for advice from thos who have given it.. how do you start, what topics are discussed, etc??

[hoolign]

Sooo............
my son is turning 16 soon, and now has his first girlfriend. I dont think i can put it off any further and now have to sitdown and have "the talk" you know the birds and the bees .. with him.
I dont remember getting the talk when i was young.. So im looking for advice from thos who have given it.. how do you start, what topics are discussed, etc??
Get him a pic of Brittany spears unpregnanet - pat him on the back. Give him one of her pregent -whack him upside the head! He'll get the idea

[ratso]

I never had to give my son the talk... he just sat back horrified as he watched me over the years...

[MudPumper]

Sooo............
my son is turning 16 soon, and now has his first girlfriend. I dont think i can put it off any further and now have to sitdown and have "the talk" you know the birds and the bees .. with him.
I dont remember getting the talk when i was young.. So im looking for advice from thos who have given it.. how do you start, what topics are discussed, etc??
Unless he has been locked in a closet since he was 10, he already knows whats up at 16. :idea:

[BEER&WATER]

if he is 16 and has no idea yet!! then just leave a playboy
layin around for him to find first then have the TALK

[hoolign]

if he is 16 and has no idea yet!! then just leave a playboy
layin around for him to find first then have the TALK
Just don't shake hands with after 'the talk"

[GRUNION]

Yup better belive he knows more than you will be willing to discuss with him.

[707dog]

shit bro im right there also mine just hit 13 going on 21 i cant give him the talk i was givin it kinda went like this.this is coming from my uncle's and there buddys...IF YOU MEET A GIRL THAT YOU THINK YOU LIKE HER INVITE HER OVER TO THE HOUSE AND WE WILL INTERVEIW HER FOR YA...LMAO.. you mean question her, they said yes why? well what kinda ?'s do you ask her..well first things first is she a virgin if she is not perfect ? #2 does she take it in the pooper..lmao...and that about sums up the ?'s...but the moral there story was to BANG AS MANY UGLY CHICKS AS POSSABLY FOR SOME PRACTICE THEN THAT AWAY WHEN YOU GET TO A HOTTIE YOU HAVE SOME SKILLS UNDER THE BELT TO PUT IT ON HER AND SHE CAN TELL ALL HER FREINDS AND THE KNOTCHS ON THE BED POST WILL BEGIN....I KNOW BAD INFO BUT HEY IT WORKED FOR ME

[MudPumper]

Sooo............
my son is turning 16 soon, and now has his first girlfriend. I dont think i can put it off any further and now have to sitdown and have "the talk" you know the birds and the bees .. with him.
I dont remember getting the talk when i was young.. So im looking for advice from thos who have given it.. how do you start, what topics are discussed, etc??
Don't be suprised whey you sit down for the talk and HE teaches YOU a thing or two.

[Ziggy]

I BIG box of Trojans to break the ice, then just hit him with some reality about consequences....especially the financial aspect.
You have to hope and figure the girlfiends parents will or have done similar.