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  1. #21
    piper
    Merry Christmas hooli. I'll put some Iraqi sand in a baggy and send it to you. I heard the property value of that is starting to go up.

  2. #22
    Kim Hanson
    Merry Christmas Holligan, same to the better half I have 5 days off now after a month straight and I'm getting plastered tonight......( . )( . )....
    Tom Brown, Chase,Topless, Windy, Caunck1,GIG the lurker etc, etc ( too many too list ) I'm making Christmas Cake tonight, sure sounds good :rollside:
    Ingredients:
    1 cup of water
    1 tsp baking soda
    1 cup of sugar
    1 tsp salt
    1 cup of brown sugar
    lemon juice
    4 large eggs
    nuts
    bottle Vodka
    2 cups dried fruit
    Sample the vodka to check quality.
    Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.
    To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
    Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer.
    Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
    Add one teaspoon of sugar.
    Beat again.
    At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is shtill OK. Try
    another cup ... just in case
    Turn off the mixerer.
    Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
    Pick fruit off floor.
    Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry
    it loose with a drewscriver.
    Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity.
    Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a schit.
    Check the vodka.
    Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
    Add one table.
    Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the
    oven.
    Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
    Don't forget to beat off the turner.
    Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and kick
    the cat.
    CHERRY MISTMAS

  3. #23
    hoolign
    Merry Christmas hooli. I'll put some Iraqi sand in a baggy and send it to you. I heard the property value of that is starting to go up.
    Hey...good thinkin...they'll never check in the sand for the hash!!

  4. #24
    Mrs. HOOTER SLED
    MERRY CHRISTMAS HOOLI BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. #25
    hoolign
    MERRY CHRISTMAS HOOLI BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Merry Christmas lover..er... I mean.. MrsHooterSled

  6. #26
    Mrs. HOOTER SLED
    Merry Christmas lover..er... I mean.. MrsHooterSled
    SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.... that's our secret!!!!

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