Here's the setup...
A really good friend lost his girlfriend on May 13th. She was an epiliptic and died of a grand mall seizure. This past Saturday things were starting to sink in, I got full detail of what happened...him giving her CPR...vomit...too many details.
Now, my wife is 7 months preggo and gets cranky rapidly and I now have a great friend who's going batshit and seriously loosing it. My buddy didn't want to go out in public and I don't blame him but we also had to keep our noise levels down for my wife to sleep so we went outside. I kicked on the heater and we were having quite a few cocktails.
1:45 am rolls around and I hear a car haulin balls around the neighborhood. He was breaking the back end loose and getting closer like he was drifting around the neighborhood. I take a peak into the street and he hit my street sideways at about 40 with his lights off. My buddy that was over had his 2 day old S550 parked right in front of my place and this guy missed it by about 10". He kept on it and cranked it around the end of my street onto the street behind me and I could hear his doors open and he started yelling at someone.
Great, now my wife is awake, so is my neighbor across the street and another neighbor down the street. My immediate neighbors were furious because their kids were awake and I'm pissed because now my cranky wife is up. Now I'm curious to see who this tool is. So a neighbor, my sad and andrenaline filled friend and myself walk over to have a chat with Mr. Fast and Furious to find out WTF?
He went running into his house, locked the door and ran upstairs and was watching us through the windows.
We stood around for a bit and pondered calling the cops and just decided to leave it alone and have a chat with his parents when they get back from the desert.
Since we were drinking we started thinking up crazy ways to screw with this kid.
Option 1- Take off all his tires and leave the truck on blocks but put all 4 tires in the bed.
Option 2- Have his truck towed around the corner (I have a buddy with a tow truck)
Option 3- Beat the living hell out him with sticks and rocks
In all honesty, I don't know how I should diplomatically handle this.