Reply With QuoteGreat story. It'd make a great movie scene......
God does outsource.
Smokin and Tex and a few others would appreciate this little story.......I'm sure it's just a story but it would be damn nice if it happened and happened more!
THE ATHEIST AND THE MARINE
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What is the matter with you? Why did you do that?" The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid things and act like an idiot. So, He sent me."
Great story. It'd make a great movie scene......
God does outsource.
Hmmm...Not sure how to take that.
It's a cool story.
However, it's people who think they are fighting for god (aka jihadists), that us civilized folks are currently fighting against...
There once was a time when Christians thought they were fighting in behalf of god. There is a reason why that time has long been known as "The Dark Ages"...::idea: :idea:
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