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  1. #11
    ratso
    [QUOTE=ratso;2685258]I'd rather get ahold of chicks wearing "Impurity Rings"... QUOTE]
    I thought red, swollen lines around the penis was a sign of an STD called "impurity rings??"
    I just keep a wire brush, SOS pads, and hydrochloric acid by the bathroom sink to prevent those.

  2. #12
    ratso
    My daughter went to school with a 17 yr old girl who had to have her "Love Can Wait" ring cut off during CHILD BIRTH due to finger swelling.
    Does anyone else see the humor in that?
    Maybe that time was just lust and not love.

  3. #13
    HavaSkank
    A ring doesnt prevent pregnancy, but a quarter in between the knees will

  4. #14
    Jesster
    A ring doesnt prevent pregnancy, but a quarter in between the knees will
    Actually it wouldn't, you just put her on her hands and knees with the quarter there or not, a little less balance, but problem solved.

  5. #15
    riverracerXXX
    My daughter went to school with a 17 yr old girl who had to have her "Love Can Wait" ring cut off during CHILD BIRTH due to finger swelling.
    Does anyone else see the humor in that?
    HAHAHAHAHA ROTFLMAO

  6. #16
    OCMerrill
    I think the ring was or is a great idea.
    It sure would have saved me alot of wasted time and money (hard earned at that age) trying to get tail. See the ring and move right on.

  7. #17
    HavaSkank
    The preggo teen with the ring had the religious ceremony only 4 months prior to conception. She must of met a hot piece of ass at the after party.

  8. #18
    fatboy95
    [QUOTE=ratso;2685258]I'd rather get ahold of chicks wearing "Impurity Rings"... QUOTE]
    I thought red, swollen lines around the penis was a sign of an STD called "impurity rings??"
    No, Red swollen lines around a penis means the guys ole lady has buck teeth......

  9. #19
    HavaSkank
    [QUOTE=HavaSkank;2685267]
    No, Red swollen lines around a penis means the guys ole lady has buck teeth......
    ...with a debilitating overbite

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