Hot Boat Mag just got banned from my house!

[Get415]

WOWZERS!!! Uh, try calling my good friend TOM LYKIS @1800-5800-tom...thats 1-800-580-0866. You need to get schooled on the Lykis 101...ASAP

[Beer-30]

Must be the August issue? I have the July, but haven't got Aug yet.
He CAN'T be talking about July, as it is probably about as tame as they have ever been. Believe you/me, my wife usually picks it up first and rifles through it. She knows I mainly look at the boats, so she doesn't really care about the lady pics. After she browses, she flips it to me and usually says nothing. Even the risqué editions are no problem at my house.
She knows I couldn't land one of those ladies - if I wanted to. Plus she knows that I know that it would cost me my boat, house, pickup, 1/2 of my retirement and 50" plasma if I did.

[Mandelon]

I bet he's not allowed to stick it in her pooper either.

[LEADFOOTjosh]

please tell me.. that you already cheated on her with the girl on the ***boat cover.. and that why she is banning the mag..

[EAZYKILLER2006]

lol i got hubby a subscription to playboy lol:devil:
damn swingers

[EAZYKILLER2006]

fine
hell i got it for me

[EAZYKILLER2006]

please tell me.. that you already cheated on her with the girl on the ***boat cover.. and that why she is banning the mag..
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[98 Vector 21]

I wouldn't bother going home from work. Start the car and keep driving until you get to Havasu. Take pictures of girls in pasties and send them to your wife, then call her sister and ask her to join you.
Now that right there is some funny shiat!

[98 Vector 21]

Maybe just work some more overtime so your wife and kid can enjoy them self's at the mall! They don't have any risqué store fronts there....

[HighRoller]

Easy, guys. Some men need a woman to take charge and make all the hard decisions. One of my best friends constantly promises we're going to Laughlin for a weekend and gives me a list of dates that he's "available". When I confirm one he doesn't call back for a month. When he finally calls back he doesn't talk about the "trip". When I mention it he acts like he forgot about it and says he'll check his calendar. Then he calls back a week later to cancel because his daughter is having a recital. 4 recitals and counting.
I don't blame his wife. She's a bitch and hates me but he lets her lead him around by the balls. It's his fault.