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Thread: What do you say when the Mormons come knocking on your door

  1. #1
    socalmoney
    I get stuck there for like 5 minutes trying to be all nice and let them know I am not interested. I am not even sure why I answer the door. I even told them I was really heavy into Jesus (not really) thinking they would be like "right on, isn't he great, well have a terrific day". But they want me to be into their Jesus. I guess my Jesus isn't as good as theirs.
    How do you do it?

  2. #2
    HM
    I ask them if they Fancy a Bum.

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    MRS FLYIN VEE
    It took me a long time to tell them no and just shut the door..

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    My Man's Sportin' Wood
    I tell them I'm Roman Catholic. They usually run away screaming from fear.

  5. #5
    socalmoney
    I tell them I'm Roman Catholic. They usually run away screaming from fear.
    I sent them to Menifee, there are a lot of people over there that need saving

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    lilrick
    everybody knows the universal language of a shotgun being loaded...SCHUK-SCHUk....

  7. #7
    socalmoney
    everybody knows the universal language of a shotgun being loaded...SCHUK-SCHUk....
    Damn, I was looking for a fun, amusing, nice way to rid them.
    All my shotguns are autos.

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    blown65
    They ring the bell and I just wave thru the window. Its not like I dont know why they are there. Usually doesn't take all that long for them to get the idea.

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    CA Stu
    I crank Rick James, make a macho face and do pelvic thrusts at them.
    Thanks
    CA Stu

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    Phat Matt
    I just tell them I picture my Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt. Cuz I like to party.

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