Slowest car you have ever owned

[Tremor Therapy]

1968 Renault 4 door. I remember heading up the 395 when I was young, and having my dad pull over to let the semi's go by.

[Havasu1]

Diesel VW Rabit in highschool. 0 to 60, never. About 45 MPG back when diesel was cheap

[airpacker]

1971 Renault 12 wagon. 1200cc's of raw power. Topped out around 65 going down hill.

[Troubles No More]

1966 VW bug, but it went fast downhill

[lakeluver]

I bought a 1971Mazda R100 in 1977...at 50K, the seals went out and you had to push it to get it started...