Female vs Male poems...

[HammerDown]

FEMALE POEM...
I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MALE POEM...
I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs and a flat head who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

[FMluvswater]

FEMALE POEM...
I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MALE POEM...
I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs and a flat head who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Well whoever wrote those :idea: ... there's a reason they are single; can only wish them both :clover: rots o' ruck (accented Engrish arways funny ) ! :wink:
Your http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5.../HDforever.gif forever ,
~FM :smile:

[hoolign]

I am hoolgn
FM ..show me your tits!
I am Hoolign
if you did ..
that would be great!
yea so it does not rhyme...it's the thought that counts!
:rollside:

[FMluvswater]

I am hoolgn
FM ..show me your tits!
I am Hoolign
if you did ..
that would be great!
yea so it does not rhyme...it's the thought that counts!
:rollside:
Yeah, Hooli, the thought counts.