Water = Poop

[BEER&WATER]

Subject
Health Tip
Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom,in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria."
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we
would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) -
bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila,
rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.
Therefore, it is better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water
and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I am doing it
as a public service.

[deltarat]

Subject
Health Tip
Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom,in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria."
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we
would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) -
bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila,
rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.
Therefore, it is better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water
and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I am doing it
as a public service.
lol

[BEER&WATER]

i will be changing my screen name to
HEALTH & POOP

[Tequila-John]

i will be changing my screen name to
HEALTH & POOP
Yeah bud