I have recently become a jet boat owner. I asked a couple friends that have jets to explain to me how to be a proper jet boat owner and this was one reply. I have left out the name to protect the guilty. Please ad to this so I can be the best jet boat owner I can be.
As far as requisite jet boater behavior; you have some big changes ahead of you. First and foremost, you're going to have to lie about your speed. Then whenever you are confronted about it, backpedal to the "safety of the jet for your family" as the true reason you own one. Next you should try and have a beat down P.O.S. vehicle somewhere on your property. Whenever you have a question about something, start lots of lame threads covering the same old shit that's been beaten to death over the past 5 years; whatever you do, don't use the search function of the forums. Become a skid-dick tire kicker when it comes to buying anything.