Reply With QuoteHow lame, its just going to get blown out again
Like a virgin...
Joanna Walters
Women are having surgery to rejuvenate their love lives
When Jeanette Yarborough decided to give her husband a gift for their seventeenth wedding anniversary she wanted it to be special. Really special. She decided that conventional treats such as Mediterranean cruises, gold watches, cars, a murder-mystery weekend, or even a boob job just weren’t going to cut it. She gave him something much more personal — and painful. Her virginity.
Well, sort of. Mrs Yarborough paid $5,000 (£2,860) to a cosmetic surgeon to stitch her hymen back together so she could “lose her virginity” all over again and her husband would have that thrilling conquest at the grand age of 40.
She is not the first to choose the operation — a hymenoplasty — to repair the fragments of skin forming the traditional “gateway” to the vagina, years after originally losing it.
How lame, its just going to get blown out again
How lame, its just going to get blown out again
Blown out.....lol.....
And my guess is that the guy won't get laid for another couple months because of it... weak...
And my guess is that the guy won't get laid for another couple months because of it... weak...
And then it might be loose, and he will be like HMMMMMMMMM :idea:
Who got to it before me????
lmao
To para phrase Goldmember: "That's toyt"! :rollside:
To para phrase Goldmember: "That's toyt"! :rollside:
"Toyt like a Toyger"
lol
This procedure is real popular in those places where it considered a disgrace for women to not have one on their wedding night. It was a lifesaver for many a gal that had the misfortune to have lost theirs due to other reasons or rape. I always thought that was a great joke that some idiot may be bragging that his wife passed her 'purity' test on their wedding night and half his friends knew the real truth.
I wonder how many bench racers read this and turned away after`reading it was for chicks
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