Fun at Wal-Mart

[Boatcop]

What to do while the Missus shops at Wal-Mart:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s
carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in housewares ... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and
pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the
"Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using
different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say
"PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume
the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
(And last, but not least!)
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while;
and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

[GottaJet]

LOL!

[VESSEL ASSIST]

Any one of those ideas could be fun in the off season ya know.
Kinda makes ya go hummmm????

[Hardly Satisfied]

That's funny

[SummitKarl]

I wait till the checkout counter, point to my nose and tell the cashier "excuse me you have a little something hanging there". :devil:

[a catered life]

nice but 13 is some real funny shiat

[Krazy K]

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
Do they ever ask if they can help you?? I have yet to have any employee there even acknowledge my existence except for the person taking my money! BTW, the only thing I go there for now is diecast. I've since taken my business elsewhere.