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Thread: A thought or 22 about Democrat's........

  1. #1
    donzi5150
    Twenty-Two Ways To Be A Good Democrat
    1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.
    2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
    3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. Nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.
    4. You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.
    5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.
    6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
    7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
    8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
    9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.
    10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actuallydoing something to earn it.
    11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make "The Passion of the Christ" for financial gain only.
    12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
    13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
    14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are moreimportant to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, andA.G. Bell.
    15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
    16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.
    17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't workedanywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been incharge.
    18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.
    19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag,transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
    20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States.
    21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.
    22. You have to believe that it's okay to give federal workers the day off on Christmas Day but it's not okay to say "Merry Christmas".
    If they every owend up to how screwed up their thinking was they would be much closer to reality!

  2. #2
    ULTRA26 # 1
    Twenty-Two Ways To Be A Good Democrat
    1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.
    2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
    3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. Nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.
    4. You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.
    5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.
    6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
    7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
    8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
    9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.
    10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actuallydoing something to earn it.
    11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make "The Passion of the Christ" for financial gain only.
    12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
    13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
    14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are moreimportant to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, andA.G. Bell.
    15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
    16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.
    17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't workedanywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been incharge.
    18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.
    19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag,transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
    20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States.
    21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.
    22. You have to believe that it's okay to give federal workers the day off on Christmas Day but it's not okay to say "Merry Christmas".
    If they every owend up to how screwed up their thinking was they would be much closer to reality!
    If you really believe any of the above BS, it's your way of thinking that is screwed up.

  3. #3
    QuickJet
    Twenty-Two Ways To Be A Good Democrat
    1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.
    2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
    3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. Nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.
    4. You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.
    5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.
    6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
    7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
    8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
    9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.
    10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actuallydoing something to earn it.
    11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make "The Passion of the Christ" for financial gain only.
    12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
    13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
    14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are moreimportant to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, andA.G. Bell.
    15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
    16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.
    17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't workedanywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been incharge.
    18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.
    19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag,transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
    20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States.
    21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.
    22. You have to believe that it's okay to give federal workers the day off on Christmas Day but it's not okay to say "Merry Christmas".
    If they every owend up to how screwed up their thinking was they would be much closer to reality!
    So true!!!

  4. #4
    donzi5150
    If you really believe any of the above BS, it's your way of thinking that is screwed up.
    My way or the left that I am referring to? And if it's the later then which one is incorrect in referring to the standard left view as compared to more of a centerest view?

  5. #5
    ULTRA26 # 1
    My way or the left that I am referring to? And if it's the later then which one is incorrect in referring to the standard left view as compared to more of a centerest view?
    The picture your 22 comments paint is that of a moron. Whether you want to believe it or not, not your typical Democrat. But then how would you know with such a narrow view? All of them are incorrect but then you know that

  6. #6
    QuickJet
    The picture your 22 comments paint is that of a moron. Whether you want to believe it or not, not your typical Democrat. But then how would you know with such a narrow view? All of them are incorrect but then you know that
    Please explain the deception in each one.

  7. #7
    ULTRA26 # 1
    Please explain the deception in each one.
    Hypocrite.

  8. #8
    Schiada76
    The picture your 22 comments paint is that of a moron. Whether you want to believe it or not, not your typical Democrat. But then how would you know with such a narrow view? All of them are incorrect but then you know that
    This comment is HYSTERICAL!!!
    Dems are morons.
    Those twenty two comments DEFINE democrats.

  9. #9
    ULTRA26 # 1
    This comment is HYSTERICAL!!!
    Dems are morons.
    Those twenty two comments DEFINE democrats.
    Only in the eyes of a twit.

  10. #10
    Schiada76
    Only in the eyes of a twit.
    So smart boy which of the twenty two are not democrat positions?
    Marching fags with their cocks out? San Francisco every year at the Folsom Street Fag Fair.
    Hunters don't care about wildlife? When's the last time you and your hippie pals build a sheep or quail guzzler in the middle of the desert?
    Socialism? Dems don't promote it?
    Which ones aren't true? Come on defend your moron party.

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